THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!

(Source: dundermifflinscranton)

deuxchatsbleux:

Can we just take a moment to appreciate and guffaw at Meredith confessing that she’d been getting her doctorate in Psychology and was just drinking like a college kid because its college?

I feel like her doctoral thesis was about alcohol abuse. Or maybe the psychological ramifications of being filmed for nine years of your life.

That and her son showing up as the stripper (along with her teaching him how it’s done) is why I love Meredith’s crazy/random antics.

butzmccrakin:

In honor of all the pranks Jim pulled on Dwight, here are just a few :) 

coffeestainsanddaisychains:

I fucken love schmidt!!!!!

(Source: pepperwoood)

itsbettertolookatthesky:

How to avoid confrontation, by Schmidt

youaretheturtle:

Escape’s Moves, by New Girl.

….So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.

(Source: contagiiouschemistry)

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thabigcheese:

I can’t have been the only one who thought about this

(via michelynp)

teawithaview:

Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.

(via hanvaille)

uproxx:

Met Gala Theme Was Punk And Everyone Looked Ridiculous

(via jacquettarivers)

whatnewgirlshouldcallme:

I’m just like:

letmespitonit:

stagekisspers:

canibeskinny-please:

averygleekywitch:

-hewastheirfriend:

iveabandonedmyboooooy:

gemeaux:

queercakes:

chic-chibi-chica:

wethinktherefore:

didyoudance:

homemadedarkmark | devonwood:

MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE if you say no, because I respect your boundaries.

‘CAUSE I’M LONG, AND STRONG
AND I’M DOWN TO GET THE FRICTION ON as long as it’s okay with you. otherwise I’m good with a movie and some tea.

SO LADIES, LADIES, IF YOU WANNA ROLL IN MY MERCEDES please let me know ahead of time so that I can plan accordingly

BABY GOT self-respect

OOH BABY I WANNA GET WIT YA, AND TAKE YO PICTURE because you really have lovely eyes

EVEN WHITE BOYS GOT TO SHOUT I love spending time with you.

I’M TIRED OF MAGAZINES SAYIN FLAT BUTTS ARE THE THING because I don’t appreciate mainstream media dictating standards of beauty and desire

I WANT A REAL THICK AND JUICY all beef hamburger and would like to invite you to join me for dinner tonight at around 7.

I AINT TALKIN BOUT PLAYBOY because that magazine degrades women and I don’t read it. 

DAMN YOU’S A beautiful person would you like to see me again perhaps for coffee and an intellectual discussion?

Gold.

Perfect.

Welcome to Tumblr everyone

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